Doritos

Doritos, also known as "Gamer Triangles", are a edible holy food, made in the image of The DORO.

While the exact origin of the first Dorito is unknown, according to the The Holy Bible for Minecrafters (The Gamer religion's most sacred text), all Doritos are copies of Dorites, which are the original four pieces of the holy DORO.

"The power of the DORO was deemed too powerful for a single Gamer, and so it was split into three, and the pieces were taken to each corner of the Earth as so they would never meet." (Chad 69:420)

Although it does not directly state that Doritos are in fact smaller pieces of the holy DORO, when asked if they have a Dorite piece, the CEO of PepsiCo (the sole distributor of Doritos) said "What? You mean Doritos?"

The evidence is undeniable. PepsiCo has one of the three pieces of the DORO and is using a photocopier to produce copies of it. The whereabouts of the other two Dorites is unknown, although one is rumored to be located somewhere in Russia, as Russians are known to have sick gaming skillz, despite their lack of Doritos.

The effects of consuming Doritos include the following: Higher gaming performance, your keyboard turning orange, tasty fingers, obesity, and a crave for Mountain Dew. While the Gaming Powder found on Doritos is known to boost your K/D ratio tenfold, when combined with the consumption of Mountain Dew, one's gaming skillz become so great, that they cannot become so far to go even further beyond. Normally, it would take even a skilled Neckbeard years of living in their mom's basement to reach such skill. As noted, however, the regular consumption of these performance enhancing holy foods has a side effect of obesity, as can be seen in the many Neckbeards who use these items.