Cubweeb

Cubweeb is a religious rite in Soanland. It must be committed bi-weekly by Soanians to appease Rawrkitty9887, the Dark God of Yiffing. Should the deity not be pleased with the sacrifice, his dark army of furries will pillage the lands, desecrating all beneath the sun with their vile ways.

The rite is simple to preform: one must come into possession of something so vile, either created by their own hand or found in the grease pits(a popular breeding ground for the weeaboo barbarians), that having it in any other context is a crime against humanity. Once found, an alter should be created around this object, and the Soanian will recite either the "Prayer of the Furry" or the "Prayer of the Scalie", depending on which degenerate clan they were born under. Afterwords, the item is burnt using the holy gamer fuel, and the yiff god's thirst for chromosomes is sated by the fumes of autism arising from the offering.

Although the rite is generally considered non-hazardous, it has been said to occasionally cause adverse effects to those who are not mentally prepared for it. Some have lost themselves in the objects they have found, becoming a weeaboo barbarian, or worse yet, a brony warlord. Others have simply lost their minds, becoming paranoid of the dark god's dragon dildo wielding furry army.