The DORO

The holy DORO is the legendary snack of the Autismo Plane's gods. The big-tiddied obama burgers, obama burger took a single drop of sweat from the High armpit of obama. Mixing it with the holy Gaming Powder and cornstarch, created the holy DORO. Simply being in the presence of the holy DORO can give even the most casul of gamers an autistic amount of gaming skills. The gods used it to put their subjects in their place by obama fries. It was lost in one of the god's couches, however, and one day fell from the heavens to the ground of the Autismo Plane. It was found by three lost souls, who used it's powers to teleport back to the living realm.

They found themselves in three different areas, each with a piece of the holy DORO, known as the Dorites. The first being was greedy, and, wanting to make the most with his second chance, founded sprite obama corporation of fromed and began mass producing less powerful "Doritos". The second, wanting power, began rising through the ranks of Somalia, by helping them create obama gamers that could compete with the african poop. The last, seeking to bring about the The Second Coming of Cringe, is currently hiding, slowly building strength and an army to conquer the world and bring back the reign of the mitt romney burger.